I can hardly wait.
I figure that if I'm going to do this, I may as well go down in spectacular flames. I shall build a media empire on my destruction. To that end, I have branded myself. ©
Welcome to the Bob Needs Job media empire: Join me as I fall through the cracks of society and gradually lose my dignity, possessions, sanity and end up tottering down the street with a straggly beard, pushing a shopping cart and talking to myself. I've made it easy to track my descent - behold my holdings:
1) Bobneedsjob.com - Coming soon, my Joomla masterpiece of descent into poverty. We'll be reviewing shopping carts for best mileage, cat food critique, breaking news on the freshest garbage to forage, and so much more. Join me, won't you?
Joomla is no problem; I'm pretty competent with the back end stuff. At one time, I would have called that one of my saleable skills. If you know anyone who's buying, please do let me know.
2) Bob Needs Job - The Blog - Why, here you are already! You really are one of the early adapters of the electronic frontier. Just think - you'll be able to say, "I remember him when he still had a roof over his head." Here, you and I will chat and muse on the many aspects of a life with no prospects.
I maintained a weekly column for several years; the difference between this blog and that column is that one I was paid for, and this one I'm doing for absolutely free. Of course, you get what you pay for.
3) Bob Needs Job - The Twitter - Because you just have to know what I'm doing at any moment in my exciting, jobless day. I'll keep you up-to-the-moment with my inaction! Follow me - I'm moving mighty slow.
4) Bob Needs Job - The Facebook - This is where I book my face.There will be exciting, exclusive online secrets I'll only tell my shabby BFFs in Facebook - nowhere else. There - don't you feel left out already? Well, there's good news tonight - I'm not very particular about my friends. Join my inner circle - friend me today! Or tomorrow, I don't care.
Need to contact me? No problem! You can contact Bob Needs Job through every possible email dumpster:
bobneedsjob@gmail.com
bobneedsjob@yahoo.com
bobneedsjob@aol.com
bobneedsjob@hotmail.com
bobneedsjob@mail.com
Send me your job opportunities, viagra advertisements, naughty pictures and secret messages!
